All you have to do is come up with an act people are willing to put their hands in their pocket to see -how hard can that be?

All you have to do is come up with a little thinga-ma-jig people are willing to put their hands in their pocket to acquire -how hard can that be? Pet rock [on a piece of wood]? Pet stick [on a piece of rock]?

When people are willing to pay for your “%$#@!” you can bank on two things:

1) You’ve literally hit “the stratosphere”.

2) The world’s literally “gone madd”.