As a friend of mine would say in meetings in Alcoholics Anonymous, “Damn people at home squeeze the toothpaste from the wrong end and put the toilet paper on backwards-and it’s-and I live alone!”

I’ve got hundreds of movie that I picked out myself – And I have to pick through 10 or 20 of them to find the one I wanna watch lol 🤷‍♂️

Another friend of mine and the program would say “Keep your thoughts higher than your thinking” 🤓